21. Canada. Likes: sociology, ukuleles, knitting, complaining, television, butts, and books.
If you don't use oxford commas then we can't be friends.
WARNING: This blog is dump.
things i don’t own enough of
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
99 Red Balloons played using only red balloons.
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.
ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction