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Liz.

21. Canada. Likes: sociology, ukuleles, knitting, complaining, television, butts, and books.

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abchannahxyz:

DESIGN: The Coffee-Making Alarm Clock

We need this because reasons. This one’s for the coffee drinkers amongst you - British designer Joshua Renouf has come up with a coffee making alarm clock which can wake you up with a fresh cup of joe.

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I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

paxamericana:

This is just one example of the exclusive content you’re missing out on by not giving the Sarah Palin Channel $10 a month. 

pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

bedsafely:

killyhawk:

killyhawk:

Shopping for clothes when you have big boobs is normally really annoying esp when you like drapey things or want something that cinches at the waist cause you always get stuff like this

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when the hell did this get over a thousand notes

Christ this speaks to me on an emotional level 

beatonna:

time for haircut

beatonna:

time for haircut

bigbardafree:

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# ugh

hannahlaurahierseman:

Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.