sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
Random quotes from My Immortal, aka the worst fanfic ever. The captions are unrelated to the photos, but that’s the point. All photos are courtesy of We Heart It.
oH YM GOD
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS
I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
I mean, it’s just true.
(via tealeafprincess)
“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
That’s it. That’s it right there.
(via oddpicturesoddpeople)
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
(inserted in the paragraph describing his time in college.)“…It was also during these early days that Rothfuss began to cultivate his magnificent and luxurious beard, which many fans have suggested is the source of both his literary prowess, and his incredibly large…
30 DAY NEW GIRL PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE
Day 8: A character that has grown on you → Winston Bishop
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
